Tampa News Round-up

• Another pretty young teacher got caught having sex with a student. Is she too pretty for jail too?
• Pinellas Bayway Tolls will be going up to $3.75 starting July 1st. What a great way to keep people away from this beautiful beach and park!
• Florida is having a budget crisis. So I’m so glad the legislature is taking time to outlaw baggy pants, create backdoor plans to outlaw abortion, and teach creationism in schools. In a time of high unemployment, a housing crisis, and the start of a recession it is good to know that you have your priorities straight.
• Hillsborough County Code Enforcement says that “Airstream Ranch” a kitchy display of half buried RV’s near Dover, needs to be removed. Florida is supposed to be tourist traps and roadside attractions. “Airstream Ranch” had that old-school Florida camp value going for it.